The Life

This is the f*$king life..

"Interactive Food Toy"

So, my Mom got me this freakin "Interactive Food Toy" for me to get my breakfast from every day. You roll this f*$king thing around on the floor and food comes out a little at a time. It's supposed to "stimulate my mind" and give me something to do. All I have to say is F%*k you for that, Mom!

I'm really, really sorry

Listen, Nicholes, I'm really really sorry that I pissed on your blanket this weekend. I was angry that you were giving Oscar more attention than me. It was really immature, and I hope you can forgive me.

I would also like to apologize to Neighbor Tim, for trying to eat your cat yesterday. I don't know what came over me. Hope we can still be friends.

Eggs and Bacon!

So...Mom made me some eggs and bacon this morning for my good behavior recently and it was like so f*%king good. Mmmm so f*%king good..eggs and bacon.

...5 minutes later while Mom was eating her breakfast..

Umm...sooo...liike...could I have some more? Just a little bit of your eggs?

Pride and Joy

Mom says that I'm here pride and joy. I tend to agree.

Baby Love

Man I was like so f*%king cute when I was a kid. Just take a look at that face. Ashley, what the f*%k is on your head? Loser.

MTV Cribs

Hey MTV, my name is Nugget, welcome to my crib! Come on in..i'll show you around.
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10 minutes later...

Alright. I'm done. Hope you enjoyed my crib. Now get the f$*k out!