I'm On A Boat

Awww shit, I'm on a boat!

21

Today is my 3rd birthday, that's 21 in dog years! I'm a f*&king man now! Mom gave me my first beer at midnight. It was so f*$king good. Can't wait for 6th street tonight. I'm going to piss all over those bars!

Anne Geddes

I could totally be in one of those Anne Geddes baby calendars. I am like so f*#king cute.

The Dog Park

Mom took me to the Red Bud Isle Dog Park last night. In the photo you see above I am swimming back from a desperate attempt to locate a rock that she threw for me to fetch. I was trying to be a good dog and bring it back to her but I couldn't find the damn thing. I was thinking, "This f*&king water is so cold and I can't find the f$*king rock. Total bulls**t. I'd rather be on the couch eating a dingo or something right now."

Bring your dog to work day

My b*&ch of a Mother got me all cleaned up like we were going somewhere cool this morning. I was like "Oh My God Oh My God Are we going to the dog park?! Doggie daycare?!" I was so f&#king excited.

Then we show up to her office. Apparently it's "Bring your dog to work day." What the f*$k is this about? I could be on the couch right now at home. So this is th place you leave me for everyday? Seems pretty boring to me.

I guess this chair will do for now. This is such bulls**t.

ZZzzzZZZzZzzZZZzzzz..............

Dreamin of dingos and eating squirrels........

Can I please come in?

Let me back in bitch. It's dark out here...I'm scared...this is not f*&king funny. Look, I'm sitting!