My little bro- Oscar

Meet my new little brother, Oscar. I'm not sure where the hell he came from, one day he just f*#king showed up and now I'm supposed to be a role model. I've taught him valuable lessons so far, such as- when you sit and stare (like so), sometimes my bitch of a mother will toss you a piece of cheese. When she doesn't, don't overreact, just piss on her bath mat when she is not looking. I've also taught him that if you are ever really bored and looking for something to do in the house, the bathroom trashcan is a good place to start. Tomorrow I shall teach him that pooping on the floor is really the best way to get the attention of the parents when you are not happy about the way things are run around here.