The Mohawk

I used to have a mohawk and I was such a f*$king badass with it. What do you think? Should I bring it back?

The Life

This is the f*$king life..

"Interactive Food Toy"

So, my Mom got me this freakin "Interactive Food Toy" for me to get my breakfast from every day. You roll this f*$king thing around on the floor and food comes out a little at a time. It's supposed to "stimulate my mind" and give me something to do. All I have to say is F%*k you for that, Mom!

I'm really, really sorry

Listen, Nicholes, I'm really really sorry that I pissed on your blanket this weekend. I was angry that you were giving Oscar more attention than me. It was really immature, and I hope you can forgive me.

I would also like to apologize to Neighbor Tim, for trying to eat your cat yesterday. I don't know what came over me. Hope we can still be friends.

Eggs and Bacon!

So...Mom made me some eggs and bacon this morning for my good behavior recently and it was like so f*%king good. Mmmm so f*%king good..eggs and bacon.

...5 minutes later while Mom was eating her breakfast..

Umm...sooo...liike...could I have some more? Just a little bit of your eggs?

Pride and Joy

Mom says that I'm here pride and joy. I tend to agree.

Baby Love

Man I was like so f*%king cute when I was a kid. Just take a look at that face. Ashley, what the f*%k is on your head? Loser.

MTV Cribs

Hey MTV, my name is Nugget, welcome to my crib! Come on in..i'll show you around.
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10 minutes later...

Alright. I'm done. Hope you enjoyed my crib. Now get the f$*k out!

The day I escaped...

Catch me if you can suuuuuuckaaaa........

Oh crap...oh crap... I have backed myself in to a corner. Act like you know these people. Juuust stopping by for a cup of suugar. What a lovely bike you have....don't make eye contact...

Merry Christmas from Nugget

Ugh. This is like so f*&king embarrassing.

The Great Escape

Ok, Oscar, the coast is clear. It is time to bust out of this joint. When she comes through the front door, I will run out and start pissing on something to distract her, then you can knock her down with your brute strength while the door is still open, and we are home free.

So. Freakin. Excited.

I am like so f*&king excited to see you today! Where the hell have you been? Look at me, I'm sitting!

Sharing is caring..and caring is fun?

So my Mom got me this really cool bone that has this beefy stuff in the middle. Now, let me just tell you, it's really good. Like so f*%king good I could just sit here all day and try to get the beefy filling out. BUT- now that I have a little brother I am learning to share, because Mom says that sharing is caring and caring is fun.


It's really not that fun once you try it but I had to share it with him anyways.

It's not easy being Nugget...

Life just really sucks sometimes. When I was born I was really f*&cking cute, like really cute and they expected big things from me. I was going to be a child dog star like that one dog on the K9 Advantix commercial. You know the dog, "There ain't no bugs on me..there ain't no bugs on me..there may be bugs on some of you mugs but there ain't no bugs on me." Yeah, well f*%k him. I'm not in any commercials. I sit around the house all day waiting for a squirrel to pass by the window. I can't catch a break.

Oh back to school...back to school....

This weekend my mom hired me another dog trainer. This makes dog trainer #3. I just don't think I was cut out for school. Ugh. It was so f&*cking confusing.
My new trainer, Robin, she was ok...I guess. Sit. Stay. It was all just too much. Oh and to top if off I am no longer allowed on the furniture. FML.