Happy Together on a Rainy Day.....

Me and You, and You and Me. No matter how they toss the dice,

It has to be, the only one for Me is You, and You for Me..

So happy togeeether.......

God Bless the USA!

I wanted to represent for the red, white, and blue this year for the 4th of July so the sweet staff of Midtown Groom & Board hooked me up with this new look! I am so thankful to live in the USA where I have the freedom to poop in my own yard, in my neighbors yard, in the house, on the mail, etc. I am so proud to be an American!

These colors don't run!

Who am I kidding. This is so f*&king embarrassing. I am going to get so made fun of. I hate you Mom.

I Love My Brother

Oscar is my brother from another Mother! Literally, he has a different Mom than I do. We play together, we sleep together, we poop together, and we scare off the mailman together. Even though he is bigger and stronger and sometimes drags me around by my collar, I know he would eat the mailman for me any day. I f*&kin love you brother.

Daddy Wasn't There

I am like so f*%king emo. I keep asking Mom to die my coat black but she won't. Why is the world so against me?

Parental Advisory

Hey, Parents, listen up! This shit is for you. It was brought to my attention this evening that my sweet little neighbor next to Grandma's house got a hold of my blog and read it. She's only like, 8 or something. Anyways, I like to practice my freedom of speech and say whatever the f*&k I want on here. This is not for children. Remember that, and respect it, b*%ches!

I'm On A Boat

Awww shit, I'm on a boat!

21

Today is my 3rd birthday, that's 21 in dog years! I'm a f*&king man now! Mom gave me my first beer at midnight. It was so f*$king good. Can't wait for 6th street tonight. I'm going to piss all over those bars!

Anne Geddes

I could totally be in one of those Anne Geddes baby calendars. I am like so f*#king cute.

The Life

This is the f*$king life..

It's not easy being Nugget...

Life just really sucks sometimes. When I was born I was really f*&cking cute, like really cute and they expected big things from me. I was going to be a child dog star like that one dog on the K9 Advantix commercial. You know the dog, "There ain't no bugs on me..there ain't no bugs on me..there may be bugs on some of you mugs but there ain't no bugs on me." Yeah, well f*%k him. I'm not in any commercials. I sit around the house all day waiting for a squirrel to pass by the window. I can't catch a break.