I've had a pretty f&*kin rough childhood. Nobody seemed to want me. First, my Mom purchased me off the side of the road at a discount because no one else would buy me. I was a gift to her sister, Lindsey, this b*%ch in the photo with me. I was such a bundle of joy-and- because I am a "Malti-Cocka-Poo," she thought I was one of those designer puppies only to weigh 10lbs. Well, 25 lbs and a few pairs of shoes later, Lindsey regifted me to my current Mom and that's who I stay with now. Lindsey and I have since restored our relationship, as she mails me the occasional Dingo.
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