Mom took me to the Red Bud Isle Dog Park last night. In the photo you see above I am swimming back from a desperate attempt to locate a rock that she threw for me to fetch. I was trying to be a good dog and bring it back to her but I couldn't find the damn thing. I was thinking, "This f*&king water is so cold and I can't find the f$*king rock. Total bulls**t. I'd rather be on the couch eating a dingo or something right now."
I wish your mom would call me..
ReplyDeleteYeah I wish she would take me on walks more, but she is a lazy bitch. She got a new phone so she'll need your digits if you want a phone call, or you can call her- 512-568-5354!
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